D.B. Sweeney

When Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher) nearly kicks the bucket, he decides it's high time he stops waiting for the right woman to live a meaningful life. Unable to adopt a kid as a single dad, he pops the question to his long-time roommate and best friend Alan Harper (Jon Cryer), and the result is a match made in Malibu! But will a friends-without-benefits marriage put a damper on their freewheeling lifestyles?

The Malibu beach house has become an empty nest for billionaire entrepreneur Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher) and his freeloading housemate, Alan Harper (Jon Cryer). But not for long. Alan's previously unknown niece, Jenny (Amber Tamblyn) staggers onto the scene with a parade of luscious partying ladies in tow, bringing hilarious new high jinks and hookups. Plus, there are improvements in Walden's love life, an alter ego for Alan, temporary retirement for Berta and wedding bells for Evelyn Harper.

A billion dollars, a Malibu beach house and beautiful girlfriends. For Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher) and Alan Harper (Jon Cryer), life seems almost perfect. But after Walden's girlfriend turns down his marriage proposal, he's thrown into a tailspin that only Alan and his son Jake (Angus T. Jones) can help him out of. They engage in sex-capades that involve everything from assuming false identities to Walden jumping into a threesome with Alan and his girlfriend.

Season Nine comes with big changes - and even bigger laughs from the Men of TV's favorite comedy! When hopeless nebbish Alan Harper (Jon Cryer) and his fast-maturing son Jake (Angus T. Jones) suddenly find themselves without a place to call home, their solution walks in off the beach in the form of internet gazillionaire, Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), who buys the Malibu beach pad and offers to let Alan and Jake stay. Soon, the three guys bond, forming a substitute family, and find themselves involved in all sorts of comedic exploits that you've come to expect from Two And A Half Men.

Welcome back to the Harpers' Malibu beach house, home to one of the funniest TV comedy hits in a long, long time. Bachelor Charlie is trying (but not very hard) to remember the name of the girl currently taking a shower upstairs. Alan, Charlie's tightly wound, divorced brother is trying to figure out how he can get his ex wife to remarry, so he can stop paying alimony. And Jack, Alan's 11 year old son, is just trying to figure out what's for lunch and where's the TV remote. After a year of living together, the guys have figured out how two and a half men equal one family. Sort of.

The boys (two-and-a-half-men's worth) are back for a snappy, smart third season of TV's #1 comedy hit. A drop-dead gorgeous parade of Kandis, Sandys, Mandis and more marches in and out of the Harpers' malibu beach house, but the warm heart of the series remains the makeshift family that calls the beach house home - carefree bachelor Charlie (Charlie Sheen), his fussy chiropractor brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and Alan's precocious young son Jake (Angus T. Jones). This season Charlie romances a beautiful ballet dancer, Alan dates a 22-year-old cutie and his domineering ex-wife...

The Emmy-winning Season Four of TV's #1 comedy starts with a shock (Alan's getting divorced... again) and ends with a rock (the diamond Evelyn's new boyfriend wants to put on her third finger, left hand). In between, Charlie Harper's hip Malibu beach pad is the place for laughs, gorgeous girls, single parenthood, celebrity neighbors, family and more laughs. Charlie (Charlie Sheen) has a close encounter with his long-deceased dad. Alan (Jon Cryer), after a few resume embellishments, tries online dating. Jake (Angus T. Jones) swaps his Harry Potter posters for the joys of hottie wall art.

Television's #1 comedy celebrates five seasons of funny with big laughs and hilarious new storylines. Charlie (Charlie Sheen) tops the charts as kiddie-song sensation Charlie Waffles. Alan (Jon Cryer) at last meets the perfect woman who just happens to be dating Charlie. Jake (Angus T. Jones) starts junior high, armed with reams of "helpful" advice from Alan and Charlie. Evelyn (Holland Taylor) ties the knot for the fifth time (lots of guests at the wedding, lots of cops at the reception).

Is Charlie too old to grow up? In Season 6, a smart, independent brunette named Chelsea may finally have turned party-boy Charlie into a man. The kind of man who brings you tea when you're sick.s over at your place, even if he can't watch ESPN in bed. Or makes the ultimate sacrifice: nukes the nudie pix off his cell phone. And there's lots more funny that keeps Two and a Half Men the #1 comedy on TV: Jake locks lips with the cute girl next door, the one whose football-star dad is named Mad Dog. Judith prepares for a midlife baby, who may end up looking a lot like Alan.