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A billion dollars, a Malibu beach house and beautiful girlfriends. For Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher) and Alan Harper (Jon Cryer), life seems almost perfect. But after Walden's girlfriend turns down his marriage proposal, he's thrown into a tailspin that only Alan and his son Jake (Angus T. Jones) can help him out of. They engage in sex-capades that involve everything from assuming false identities to Walden jumping into a threesome with Alan and his girlfriend.

Season Nine comes with big changes - and even bigger laughs from the Men of TV's favorite comedy! When hopeless nebbish Alan Harper (Jon Cryer) and his fast-maturing son Jake (Angus T. Jones) suddenly find themselves without a place to call home, their solution walks in off the beach in the form of internet gazillionaire, Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), who buys the Malibu beach pad and offers to let Alan and Jake stay. Soon, the three guys bond, forming a substitute family, and find themselves involved in all sorts of comedic exploits that you've come to expect from Two And A Half Men.

Welcome back to the Harpers' Malibu beach house, home to one of the funniest TV comedy hits in a long, long time. Bachelor Charlie is trying (but not very hard) to remember the name of the girl currently taking a shower upstairs. Alan, Charlie's tightly wound, divorced brother is trying to figure out how he can get his ex wife to remarry, so he can stop paying alimony. And Jack, Alan's 11 year old son, is just trying to figure out what's for lunch and where's the TV remote. After a year of living together, the guys have figured out how two and a half men equal one family. Sort of.

The boys (two-and-a-half-men's worth) are back for a snappy, smart third season of TV's #1 comedy hit. A drop-dead gorgeous parade of Kandis, Sandys, Mandis and more marches in and out of the Harpers' malibu beach house, but the warm heart of the series remains the makeshift family that calls the beach house home - carefree bachelor Charlie (Charlie Sheen), his fussy chiropractor brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and Alan's precocious young son Jake (Angus T. Jones). This season Charlie romances a beautiful ballet dancer, Alan dates a 22-year-old cutie and his domineering ex-wife...

The Emmy-winning Season Four of TV's #1 comedy starts with a shock (Alan's getting divorced... again) and ends with a rock (the diamond Evelyn's new boyfriend wants to put on her third finger, left hand). In between, Charlie Harper's hip Malibu beach pad is the place for laughs, gorgeous girls, single parenthood, celebrity neighbors, family and more laughs. Charlie (Charlie Sheen) has a close encounter with his long-deceased dad. Alan (Jon Cryer), after a few resume embellishments, tries online dating. Jake (Angus T. Jones) swaps his Harry Potter posters for the joys of hottie wall art.

Television's #1 comedy celebrates five seasons of funny with big laughs and hilarious new storylines. Charlie (Charlie Sheen) tops the charts as kiddie-song sensation Charlie Waffles. Alan (Jon Cryer) at last meets the perfect woman who just happens to be dating Charlie. Jake (Angus T. Jones) starts junior high, armed with reams of "helpful" advice from Alan and Charlie. Evelyn (Holland Taylor) ties the knot for the fifth time (lots of guests at the wedding, lots of cops at the reception).

Is Charlie too old to grow up? In Season 6, a smart, independent brunette named Chelsea may finally have turned party-boy Charlie into a man. The kind of man who brings you tea when you're sick.s over at your place, even if he can't watch ESPN in bed. Or makes the ultimate sacrifice: nukes the nudie pix off his cell phone. And there's lots more funny that keeps Two and a Half Men the #1 comedy on TV: Jake locks lips with the cute girl next door, the one whose football-star dad is named Mad Dog. Judith prepares for a midlife baby, who may end up looking a lot like Alan.

In Season 6, Cupid finally aims his arrow at Charlie Harper's heart instead of another region of his anatomy - and scores a direct hit. Yes, Charlie has discovered that Chelsea is the real deal, and in Season 7 , he'll try anything to keep her. Be gracious to her parents. Pretend he's listening when she talks. Even, gulp, stay faithful. (We did say Try.) Which means lots of laughs for Men fans. But Charlie isn't the only thing that separates him from studly status is hair, Alan tries the spray-on variety.

This season, Charlie has a thorny problem: Rose. Before, she was on the make for Charlie. Now she's married and supposedly off-limits - and that's irresistible for lust-struck Charlie. He pursues her. That and other situations are all part of the hilarious antics of Charlie, his sad-sack bro Alan and his underachieving nephew Jake as they return to make Two And A Half Men #1 among TV comedies. Don't miss Charlie keeping his mojo in motion with Michelle (elegant, older), Courtney (cheap, sexy) and, of course, Rose (crazy, crazy).

Charlie Harper is a bachelor in paradise, complete with Malibu beach house, overpaid job and a very active dating life. The his uptight brother Alan, in the throes of a divorce, moves in - and brings his 10-year-old son Jake with him. Sorry, Charlie. It looks like paradise lost. This 4-disc set includes all 24 Season One Episodes of the breezy comedy - the People's Choice Award winner as Favorite New Series - starring Charlie Sheen as Charlie and Jon Cryer as Alan. As the brothers reestablish a sense of family, Charlie also bonds with Jake (Angus T. Jones).