| Track | Song | Time |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Shuffleboard Champs | 4:14 |
| 2 | Bingo Night At Emily's | 4:21 |
| 3 | Arthritic Shredfest | 7:47 |
| 4 | Dance Of The Coffin Dodgers | 5:09 |
| 5 | Pass The Geritol | 4:03 |
| 6 | Second Mortgage Blues | 6:10 |
| 7 | Too Dumb To Quit | 4:13 |
| 8 | Hair Today Gone Tomorrow | 5:30 |
| 9 | Goodbye Spandex | 3:30 |
| 10 | Viagra Falls | 3:57 |
| 11 | Senior Citizen Boogie | 4:58 |
| 12 | Vitamin A | 3:24 |