Beer Can Thoughts & Ruminations

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Terrapin Beer RecreationAle Session IPA AltA (12 oz)

ain't nuthin' better after a turkey shoot or a rabbit hunt than a quaffable brew, some tall tales, a few rollicking aggrandizements, and a half-dozen uproarious limericks

Lonerider True Lime Lyte Blonde Ale (16 oz)

Does a beverage with 3.2 ABV really qualify as a beer, or is it a slap in the metaphorical face to Sanctimonious Ales everywhere?

Stone Brewing IPA (12 oz)

a terrifying, petrifying, even hair-raising can o' India PA - not the beverage, mind you, it's the Sabbatic goat on the front of the can. I'll get you Baphomet

Stone Brewing IPA

a terrifying, petrifying, even hair-raising can o' India PA - not the beverage, mind you, it's the Sabbatic goat on the front of the can. I'll get you Baphomet

Lonerider Viggo Octoberfest Marzen Style Lager (12 oz)

smoke 'em if you got 'em Viggoramenstein - rides a wire between smoky and bittersweet. Cloaked in saddle polish and olde English 800

Southern Tier Nu Skool IPA India Pale Ale

if I spelled school S - K - O - O - L, I was liable to get slapped by a headstrong nun - never happened though. Enjoy this piney preparation while cramming for your next spelling bee

Southern Tier Citra Hopped Live Pale Ale

live, and in concert, it's Citra Hopped!! Cranked to 11 when you need that extra push over the hop-heavy cliff, it's a feisty, cocksure pale ale

Southern Tier Tangier India Pale Ale

you're as far from northwestern Morocco as you can be drinking Southern Tier's rough and ready Tangier - spicy, arguably bitter, leaving slightly snobbish memories in the afterglow

Guinness Extra Stout

while some say, "It smells of old, stale hops and scorched malts," I am nearly 10% certain it smells of scorched hops and old, stale malts

Guinness Draught Stout

picture a monkey sporting a prehensile tail about to get a pasteurized stout face wash - hey, you've pre-qualified yourself to join the 1930's Guinness marketing department

Guinness Draught Stout

birds in flight balancing two pints, face to face with the rich heritage we all share - drink this liquid black velvet and ponder the deeper meanings of this commemorative can

Guinness Draught Stout Alt A

to paraphrase Eleanor Roosevelt, "The purpose of stout is to drink it, to taste barley to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for a coffee and malty nose"

Guinness Draught Stout

one more pint of black, my good man - my regular barkeep, the amenable Mr. McGaffiganihan knows this lovely stout proves we have lived - and lived well

21st Amendment Brewery Brew Free Or Die IPA India Pale Ale Alt A

break free of a repressive background or Puritanical shackles with west coast attitude in a can (not hindered by 7% ABV, to be sure) - elope with a six-pack this weekend

Aviator Mezzanotte Porter

knowing 'mezzanotte' is Italian for 'midnight' literally explains everything about this veiled, spunky coffee porter, brimming with elan and raw enthusiasm

Carolina Brewery Sky Blue Kolsch Alt A

develop a rapport with the style of beer that nearly made Cologne, Germany famous and forget about your ungrateful brood of ne'er-do-wells, layabouts, wannabes and never-wills, and do it with a pretty pink can

Morland Old Speckled Hen English Fine Ale

eagle-eyed grease monkeys, gravy lappers, wing-nuts and other auto freaks will love this glossy, trouble-free ale inspired by the MG factory's paint-splattered run around car

Nickelpoint Brewing Blonde Ale

the beer you love and the beer that loves you are never, ever the same brew. That goes double for blondes (ales, that is)

Samuel Adams Bohemian Pilsner

just try to say "Hallertau Mittelfrueh" three times fast after a couple of Bohemian Pilsners - ain't easy. A great, gusty beer from the hop gardens of Bavaria

Peroni Nastro Azzurro Birra Superiore

still capable of enhancing Mama Rosa's iconic linguine and clams, envision a tsumani of shrewd discrimination, aroma, and absurd clarity

Southern Pines Brewing Fruitjitsu Imperial Stout

drinking a Fruitjitsu Imperial Stout at 13 ABV is a bit like running full steam into Carlton Fisk for a tough play at the plate - expect wooziness and diminished motor functions for a spell

Spoetzl Brewery Shiner Holiday Cheer Ale

pay tribute to your slothful, work-shy neighbor who 'saves time' by keeping his Xmas decorations up 365 days a year - winch up a cold Spoetzl product such as this dunkelweizen and shout "Cheers!" at your most high-spirited and lubricated volume

Oak & Dagger Meta Joke India Pale Ale

I know that they know that I know they want a drinker's perspective. So with that knowing about knowing pale ale knowing, I sip, I think, and I say, "Hoppy." Mmm

Founders All Day IPA Session Ale

optimal aromatics in a can - finally! An honest day's work for an honest day's IPA - Founders will not allow the righteous to thirst

Founders All Day IPA Session Ale

after cracking, pouring and loving, my day was gone - truth in advertising. A Gordian knot of grains, malts and sassy hops await when you've got a day to kill

Raleigh Brewing Moravian Rhapsody Czech Pilsner

trombones are fun; Saaz hops provide mirth; Pilsner malt can be amusing; German lager yeast stimulates merrymaking (caught in a landslide, no escape from reality) - you get it all with Moravian Rhapsody

Bombshell Beer Company Uber Night Imperial Stout

punch-drunk shakiness in a pint can - expect muzzy images of befogged occasions and come-what-may happenings - so break on through

Birdsong Brewing Co. Jalapeno Pale Ale

blend a freewheelin' ale with an industrial-strength vegetable and you'll deliver a titillating, rugged brew perfect for Double Dare night

Golden Road Brewing Hollywood Blondie Belgian-Style Blonde Ale

like Marilyn herself, this Blonde Ale can be selfish, impatient and a little insecure. But this little number can pack a passionfruity peach punch - you're human, you feel, you suffer

Triple C Brewing Golden Girl Blonde Ale

a coffee-infused ale bypassing bothersome pieties, with an ABV giving the illusion of virtual sobriety, the Golden Girl plays fast and loose, while remaining respectable

Wicked Weed Brewing Lieutenant Dank India Pale Ale

at ease Sergeant, you won't be taking orders from this lieutenant, rather, blessing the eternal dankness and delighting in liquefied wickedness

dSolemn Oath End All IPA

how does a snake end it all? Not by drinking a hazy American IPA, it just puts its tail in its mouth and starts chomping, until

Mother Earth Brewing Weeping Willow Wit Belgian-Style Wit Beer

when you are sorrowful look again in your cooler, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that Weeping Willow Wit which has been your delight

Carolina Brewery Sky Blue Golden Ale

hey, Sky Blue, today you are Blue, that is truer than true. There is no ale brewed who is Bluer than You. So... don't go changin' to try and please me

Triple C Brewing Baby Maker Double IPA

to butcher the famous Mae West quote, "You only drink Kolsch once, but if you do it right, once is enough." With that in mind, make yours a Bull Durham Kolsch, ya lollygagger

Dogfish Head Lupu-Luau IPA

you put de barley in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up - call me in the morning, woo-oo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

Blowing Rock Brewing Company Stonefruit Saison

leave your spare and unsentimental times behind and take a virtual trip to the French countryside, where Abrielle and Ines regale you with tales of mutts and rummies

Bombshell Beer Company Spell Caster Black Ale

I don't know, I tend to like my roastiness gaudy and cheeky rather than subtle; nevertheless, black ales rock hard, so count me under this one's spell

Weeping Radish IPA

"don't cry for me, IPA," croons this Weeping Radish offering; bursting bucolic fruitiness aided by bumptious imported grains result in a party-in-your-mouthfeel

Sweetwater Brewing Dark Tank Ground Score India Pale Ale

a malty sleight-of-hand and frothy recreation in a glass - even use the can as a slide when playing your favorite Duane Allman licks

Steel Brewing Steel Resrve 211 Alloy Series Blk Berry Beer

deftly supplements a blackberry 'anything' since after 24 ounces of 8.0 , you'll be crooning like ole Huckleberry Hound, who, like the beer, was relaxed, sweet, and well-intentioned

Ipswich 1620 New England Style India Pale Ale

Vai and Van Halen both played guitar behind David Lee Roth - neither has ties to Pilgrim skeletons bearing hops, but perhaps a collaboration is in the works

Narragansett Fest Marzen Lager

I've forgotten whether it was Shakespeare, Picoult or Victor Rask who first whispered, "You don't love a Marzen because it's perfect, you love a Marzen in spite of the fact that it's not"

Deep River Mango Tango Foxtrot India Pale Ale

in 1973, Mr. Pantano tried to teach a pack of 8th graders with a whole lot of game to do a smoove Fox Trot - we could have used this hob bomb in a can for courage and SEAL-like intestinal fortitude

New Belgium Pilsner Bohemian Style Pilsner

check out this Czech pils' indistinct tortilla chip aroma and fruity, yet ritzy mouthfeel - paddled-down and fine-drawn for a devious finish

Young's Double Chocolate Stout

there's my flip phone, I'd been looking all over for it - Orwell said, "Four legs good, two legs bad," but he might've said, "Double chocolate good, single chocolate bad," in theory

Rogue Ales Straight Outta Newport Oregon West Coast India Pale Ale

featuring all-inclusive, twenty-first-century boldness, with underrated wit and juicy aplomb, this'll save you a trip out west as you bask in its fruity integrity

Natty Greene's Freedom American IPA

Freedom American Indian Pale Ale was free when freedom wasn't cool - natively hopped and rumourless, it's ready to top your totem

Plank Road Icehouse Beer

laugh uproariously at your next triathlon with an ice beer blending humor and high-energy excitement - on second thought, better save the quaff for the pre-race and post-race festivities

River Rat Brewery 803 IPA

a free bit of unsought and unwanted advice: don't tell your Dad you drank his last River Rat eight-oh-three - he'll have your guts for garters, and we all know how that feels

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